At Risk: Our Last Line of Defense

A fellow theorist from the underground has submitted his thoughts to the masses.

"The government wants you to go green because it’s better for the environment but what they don’t tell you is that it’s also better for them. Everything seems to be recycled nowadays, everything from cardboard and newspapers to bottles, can and aluminum foil. Wait, did you just say aluminum foil?! That’s right the only weapon available to stop the opposing forces from scanning the inside of your homes, mind and body is now being made from recycled material!

What does that mean in the fight against crime, the fight to maintain your privacy, your personal thoughts and PIN number for your ATM card? I’ll tell you what it means – it means that they have finally infiltrated our defense system. Oh they claim that it’s just as good as the original but let’s take a look at look at what they actually have to say about it.

Is Reynolds Wrap® Foil from 100% Recycled Aluminum safe to use?

Aluminum foil made from recycled aluminum is as clean and safe to use as foil made from new, also referred to as virgin, aluminum. The process of melting down the recycled aluminum requires heating the metal to more than 1200°F, which burns off any debris in the metal. Once it turns into a molten liquid, the aluminum is sent through a filtration process, poured and rolled into thin sheets.

Did you read the same thing that I just did? During the process the metal is heated to more than 1200 degrees Fahrenheit which burns off any debris in the metal. What they neglect to tell you is that it also alters the molecular structure of the aluminum foil so that their hi-tech radar can now be used against us! You may as well be lining your house and hats with saran wrap because they are going to see everything anyway. With the molecular structure altered the aluminum foil still has that nice shiny look but that’s all it has. It’s defensive properties have been stripped away like a stripper with a g-string. You may think that you are covered but you are really baring it all for everyone to see.

Go green is really code for “We have finally broken your defenses and you will be assimilated, resistance is futile. Do as Public Enemy once said and “Don’t believe the hype!” Flavor Flav knew all along that is why he plated his teeth and wore that protective gear (clocks), he was keeping himself safe from the rays. Everyone laughed and called him crazy yet it is he who is having the last laugh.

So I tell you don’t go green on recycled aluminum foil, insist on the original, it’s the only way to ensure your safety and freedom of having free will."

That sounds scary. Worst of all is the fact that Flavor-Flav figured it out and we didn't! Maybe he knows something. Is he in on it? We all know that Jay-Z is in the Illuminati, so perhaps multi-generational hip-hop 'artists' are onto something, or up to something...

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