Thursday, December 11, 2008

Mortars and Rocket Pops

I’ve been fearing this for a long time, but apparently I’m not the only one.

Terrorists have a new way of raising and distributing funds. It’s a two step process: 1) Sell ice cream in the US. 2) Wire funds to terrorist friends via PayPal.

“The FBI just arrested a Pakistani immigrant living in Lodi, CA. He is an ice cream truck driver -- a real threat to the community! The son went to Pakistan and may have attended a "terrorist camp". Or he may have gone there for a wedding of a relative. We’re not sure…”

Ten bucks says the son came back from Pakistan with a bootleg copy of The Dark Knight. Anyways…I’ve seen these guys where I live. There’s one who is still driving around selling ice cream in December!! It’s cold, why are you selling frozen treats? Terrorist! It’s the only explanation.

And then there’s this guy in San Francisco. Let’s just say he’s against the US established order. He claims to be an anarchist, but if the Patriot Act has taught us anything, it’s crime=terror. He describes his vehicle of change as, “equal parts SWAT van and ice cream truck…For many, a chance encounter with the TICU will feel like being chocolate-dipped in a sea of sugarcoated doubt.“

Wow.

The ice cream-terror link has been established, clearly. But how do these soft-serve jihadists support terrorism in action when all they get is sweaty Sacajawea dollars? Paypal, baby!

“The US Attorney for the Eastern District of Missouri told eBay that its online payment service violated provisions in the USA Patriot Act between October 2001 and July 2002, according to eBay's annual report, filed on Monday with securities regulators. Under the act, it is prohibited to transmit funds known to have come from a criminal offense, or that are intended to promote or support unlawful activities.”

Gotcha, PayPal, or as you recently changed your name to Al-PayrazqaPali! You are so tied to terrorism. Need more proof?

“These are the most unsafe people to deal with. They got my wife's card number and set up aol accounts and lots of other stuff.. Paypal is helping terrorist live for free in the US. All they need to do is hack your paypal account. free internet etc. I'm working on the biggest law suit in history for this anyone want to help email me. garypollard@msn.com

Check Out Our PayPal Alternative”

But maybe PayPal is trying to break those ties…

“Hi my name is leo from Queens N.Y. and paypal is the worse thing i ever done these a$$holes freeze my account without giving no knowledge of anything, i earn my money fair by selling my items on ebay they take out money for there services and what do they do ....they do froze my account, claming i might be doing terroist activity .....what b.s nobody has the right too lock you out of your own if you not unless you are the government ........ f ... paypal!!!! Check Out Our PayPal Alternative”

Notice the shameful plugs for a patriotic ‘PayPal alternative’…



Sources:

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/itmanagement/0,1000000308,2132761,00.htm
http://frontpagemagazine.com/Articles/Read.aspx?GUID=5B10AFCE-1D98-4454-A19C-875EA67E2E1B
http://www.paypalwarning.com/claim_of_terrorist_activity
http://www.paypalwarning.com/paypal_equals_terrorism

1 comment:

  1. where has this guy's blog posts gone? Maybe the government knew he was on to something and deported him to an underground facility. Where have you gone!

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