Scarlett and Crimson

Citizens of the world, cringe in fear, for the Nazis are infiltrating Hollywood in order to destroy America. I'm going to take some liberties with the grammar of the theorist, as it's hard to follow. H.P. Lovecraft must have been right: the closer you get to the dark truth, the more mad you get. And this person must have known some SERIOUS secrets, as they had TROUBLE with complete sentences. For extra fun, take out the words in brackets and it reads like a 3rd grader's mad lib.


"I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from [another] original person, who has nothing [to do] with acting career. [The] clone was created illegally by using stolen biomaterial. [The] original Scarlett (last name Galabekian) is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady."


You know what? I think the startling truth cuts through the doubt in our minds more easily if I stop editing. Just read this stuff as-is.

"I'll tell you more, those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, N. Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town.



You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning. H. Kohl clone staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials,no matter what form it was created,it all needs back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Original Scarlett is not engage,by the way."


It makes sense. We haven't heard from the Nazis that much in the last 60+ years. I used to rack my brain to understand why they just stopped being a threat one day, but now it's all clear. They went underground, and are pumping mindless drones into the U.S. entertainment industry.


But whyyyyyyyyy?!

To continue their assault on the Jewish people, by taking out their bastions of success. Check out this evidence in an MTV interview with Woody Allen.


"MTV: It is true, however, that you and Scarlett have a great working relationship. Why do you think you two click?


You mean aside from his penchant for girls 60 years younger than him? Sorry, I'll let him answer.

"Allen: She just dropped into my professional life inadvertently."


Suspicious.


"It was supposed to be Kate Winslet in "Match Point," and at the last minute she was exhausted and called up and said she wanted to back out of it..."


Did she really call, or was it a clone?


"We were trying to figure out who was available for it, and Scarlett happened to be available. This all happened over one weekend."


Only an extremely well funded and organized group could orchestrate such a quick recovery.

As soon as I met her, I had a very good rapport with her. Whenever there's a part she could play, she would probably always be my first choice.


She's since been in a Woody Allen movie every year. This programmed assassin is imbedded in his life 6 months of every year. Once they give her the secret command, she'll take him out on set.



I wonder who else in Hollywood has undergone drastic unexplained 180 degree changes lately, that might be linked to "zee Germans"...

Sources:
Defamer
Jeff Rabel
MTV