Thursday, February 12, 2009

Pointy Caps of Destruction

This clown is convinced that wizards are real because of pointy hats or something...I'm not sure what he's saying...

"When I awoke this morning I was dreaming that I was talking to Osiris, an Egyptian God who wore a conical shaped hat. His partner was Isis. As a watched him, his headdress suddenly started to spiral from the top of his head. It became a pyramid of light energy then changed into the flame of creation into which he disappeared. The top of Osiris' headdress is torus shaped. This is a reference to creation by consciousness.

The Tube Torus is derived from the basic study of the Flower of Life. By using a simple compass one can create the Flower of life very easily. There are seven basic steps in the composition of the Seed of Life which, if continued to its conclusion, yields the study of the vortex through the Flower of Life. This goes to spiraling consciousness, coiling (DNA) back to source."

He then goes on to tell us several people in history wore conical hats.

"Quetzalcoatl wears a conical cap as wind god Ehecatl...Pharaoh Akhenaten is equally a priest and a ruler, and wears the crown of the two halves (upperworld and underworld) of his dominion. the lower crown denotes the upperworld, the high conical hat the lower....

These people also wore conical hats:

Traditional Vietnamese conical hats or 'Non La'
Certain religous figures in the church
Witches - Warlocks - Magicians
Mysterious gold cones 'hats of ancient wizards

Wizards really did wear tall pointed hats, but not the crumpled cloth kind donned by such fictional characters as Harry Potter, Gandalf and Merlin."

Right, because that would be silly. And in case you're not following, he waits until now to clarify:

"A conical hat is a hat shaped like a cone."

What follows is a barrage of pictures which I can only suppose are meant to help this guy's case, but somehow he misses the mark. You really just have to see the site for yourself.

As for the moral of this story, the next time you're at a McDonald's birthday party and the guest of honor is wearing a conical paper hat, slap that thing off their head. You may be saving the world from evil sorcery.

SOURCE:
http://www.crystalinks.com/conicalhats.html

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