Al Gore - Nefarious Power Leach

‘Save the Earth Hour’ has come and gone, an hour in which all were urged to become Amish for an hour. This was all propagated by Al Gore’s climate change initiative, but something wasn’t right during the hour in question, as this investigator points out.

"I pulled up to Al's house…at 8:48 p.m. – right in the middle of Earth Hour…the dozen or so floodlights grandly highlighting several trees and illuminating the driveway entrance of Gore’s mansion. I [kid] you not my friends the savior of the environment couldn’t be bothered to turn off the gaudy lights that show off his goofy trees."

There must be a good reason for this. I dug through the archives of truth (the convenient kind). Here I found startling statistics:

“In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for a month.”

Ok, so the guy’s got a hungry power grid. Surely this is just normal for the famous and powerful. It’s not like he recently started consuming MORE power…is it?

“In the year since Al Gore took steps to make his home more energy-efficient…[his] home energy use surged more than 10%, according to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research.”

So…as Americans (and citizens worldwide) are urged to reduce power consumption, Mr. Gore’s home becomes MORE energy efficient (which SHOULD mean he uses less power) but he actually consumes more?

Something evil is afoot. I’m gonna tag a crazy person in to better explain.

“Al Gore is evil.”

DO go on.

“Not because of any of the things he does, but because of what he is. He's a British agent. Unfortunately, most Americans, and most people in the world, don't know what that means.”

If it doesn’t mean sexy women, fast cars, and cool gadgets, then you’re right, we Americans don’t know what that means.

“One aspect of it is that he's a genocidal racist, or, you could say, an environmentalist. Each is a continuation of the absolute hatred for human beings that the British Empire embodies, and which has informed every empire since Zeus' Olympus. The British Empire model rests on an anti-scientific policy of population control, and this is what the modern environmentalist movement aims for: global depopulation to 2 billion humans or fewer. To succeed, would require the destruction of civilization itself.”

Now we’re getting somewhere. But that doesn’t explain the energy consumption. Al must be powering something BIG in his basement. Further investigation revealed the following:

“Recent reports in the New York Times and the Washington Times show that in 1995 Vice President Al Gore signed a secret arms deal with Moscow…Navy documents show that each Krypton missile costs $910,000.”

So Al Gore is dealing in Kryptonite?! And what’s he doing buying missiles and rockets? Well, it appears one galaxy’s Lex Luthor is another’s Clark Kent…

“Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.

‘I tried to warn them, but the Elders of this planet would not listen,’ said Gore, who in 2000 was nearly banished to a featureless realm of nonexistence for promoting his unpopular message. ‘They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold. Fools! Why didn’t they heed me before it was too late?’

Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity’s hubristic folly.

‘There is nothing left now but to ensure that my infant son does not meet the same fate as the rest of my doomed race,” Gore said. “I will send him to a new planet, where he will, I hope, be raised by simple but kindly country folk and grow up to be a hero and protector to his adopted home.’ ”

So...Gore-Al is destroying civilization while civilization destroys the earth. Godspeed, Kal-Al. We can only hope that the red sun of another solar system will make you a legendary hero.

SOURCES

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=93315
http://www.m4gw.com:2005/m4gw/2008/06/al_gores_house_uses_more_energ.html
http://www.larouchepub.com/lym/2008/3534gore_brit_genes.html
http://rustypang.blogspot.com/2009/03/al-gores-inconvenient-truth.html
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/al_gore_places_son_in_rocket/