Thursday, April 30, 2009

Death of the Y Chromosome

Parents, here’s a question you wouldn’t have heard from your kids 50 years ago: “Mommy/Daddy, today at recess I decided I’m not a boy but really a girl. Can I change my name to Sally?”

Moral decline is generally blamed for such cultural changes, but while that may be the impetus for gender confusion, what is the vehicle? Brace yourself, truth-seeker, for you are about to learn how PLASTICS MAKE IT POSSIBLE.

The hippies at Natural News have shed light on this vile connection: “Bisphenol-A (BPA) is mainly found in polycarbonate plastic, which is labeled with the number 7; in plastic food wrap, and in the resins that coat the inside of metal cans for food. It is so prevalent in today's products that it is even in refrigerator shelving, water bottles, plastic food storage containers, water pipes and flooring.BPA…mimics the hormone estrogen. The damaging effects of the chemical include impairment and unnatural changes to sex organs and their functions and signs of early puberty have been observed.”

Not clear enough?

“Phthalates absorbed by pregnant women is also thought to be leading to the 'feminization' of the developing male fetus. BPA is beginning to be linked to 'gender confusion'.”

So maybe that effeminate theater kid in your class really WAS born that way.

But who’s to blame? All signs lead to the U.S. Government.

“The Health Canada provisional human safe exposure limit is set at 25 parts per billion per day (ppb/day). Their American neighbors have set the human safe exposure limit to 50 ppb.”

Did you catch that?! American Government health officials have pumped up the allowable levels of these feminizing plastic toxins to blur the line between man and woman.

While probing for additional expository information, I came across this cover up (because every evil Government initiative has an equally nasty cover up.):

“Federal law requires water providers to distribute annual "consumer confidence reports" that reveal levels of regulated contaminants. Providers are not, however, required to tell people if they find a contaminant that is not on a U.S. Environmental Protection Agency list. No pharmaceuticals appear on the EPA list.”

Since BPA isn’t revealed in these reports, can we assume that the Government considers it a pharmaceutical? If so, they’re DOSING us with WMDs! (Weapons of Manhood Depletion).
When the Government is pressed, “[t]here are plenty of reasons offered for the secrecy: concerns about national security, fears of panic, a feeling that the public will not understand — even confidentiality agreements.”

National Security?! Confidentiality?! So we can assume the CIA is involved, since they're out of the torture business and are looking for something evil to fill the time.

How could this get any worse?

“[BPA] could be making us fatter.”

Right, our new crop of women will need that fat to cover up those unsightly Adam’s apples.



SOURCES:

Natural News
Pacific Spirit
First Amendment Center

1 comment:

  1. WMDs, HAHAHA! Dude, you're genius.

    That awesome acronym aside, awesome piece, man.

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