That Ain't No Piece of Ash!

So, Joe Biden appears yesterday with a big ole liver spot or something on his forehead, and freaks us all out. "We just got past done with a constantly-dying VP with Cheney, now another one?" we woefully cried.

Then everyone clamored to clear it up. Everyone from the White House to the media, even the blogosphere quickly explained that it was from Ash Wednesday, and Biden was a Catholic. Not even addressing the fact that his politics don't exactly fit the doctrine of Christianity (Catholic or otherwise), I'm not so convinced that this mysterious mark on his brow can be explained by Ash.

Exhibit A: The ashes are supposed to be placed in the mark of a cross, as depicted below.

So unless his priest was lazy (perhaps a temp priest hired with stimulus funds?), I don't buy the ash bit.

I don't have an Exhibit B.

What is the Government hiding?! What's going on with Biden's fivehead?! Not convinced that something's going on behind the scenes? Consider this: An expert believes Joe Biden has had botox injections in his forehead.

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AFTER:

Go here for the full story.

But what for? Why the forehead cover-up? Why not just wear a hat, or put a huge flag pin in the front of his dome?

Is his inner thetan coming out? If so, why is he trying to put it back in?

I need your help! What's going on?

As before, your theories are worth something to me. Every comment of substance (and if you read this blog you know I use that term liberally) between now and Easter will enter you to win the next big prize. Last time it was the Little Book of Conspiracies, which Mothergoose won. I have a picture of him/her graciously holding up the book, but by the time I put a mosaic blur over his/her face, body, clothing, and surroundings in order to protect his/her identity, it was little more than a picture of the book.

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