Oh, man, is this a good one!
"Extremist Moslems have not dropped their allegations that Pepsi Cola is essentially the code name for a Zionist plot."
Yeah, I bet you didn't know those allegations existed, huh?! Well, they do. And Coca-Cola marketers--I mean Muslim clerics--aren't letting up. Because when you buy Pepsi you're really committing to "Pay Every Penny to Save Israel," according to terrorist group Hamas MP Salem Salamah.
"Cleric Abu Ismail all but called for a Muslim boycott of Pepsi because it stands for ‘Pay Every Penny Saving Israel.’"
Abu Ismail said a penny is “one-thousandth of a dollar.”
Oh, Abu, you blew it. A thousandth of a dollar? Really?
Hey says, "You could have fooled me. A better case can be made for Pepsi backing Barack Obama. Yesterday I saw the current Pepsi logo on a sign, in front of the country store I drive past on the way to work every day, and at first I thought it was the Obama logo sideways."
And then I find out that there are allegations that under Obama the Missile Defense logo has changed. Let's take a look.
Looks a lot like the Islamic symbol, no?Wait, come to think of it. Doesn't a Coca-Cola bottle look a lot like a Scud Missile?
Oh man, does that mean that the swirling lights in Switzerland in December really WERE a Russian missile test? Is there an Obama-Russian-Muslim-Coke conspiracy?!?!
No wonder Tom Cruise is spending millions of dollars for a bomb shelter. He's not hiding from aliens, like this article suggests, but rather hiding from the coming doom here on earth.
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