In the latest of catastrophes, scientists claim that the earth's axis may have shifted due to the Chilean earthquake. The effect?
"The 8.8-magnitude earthquake near Chile may have also made our planet's days shorter."
Whoever is creating these earthquakes is speeding up the passage of time to bring about the future sooner.
In an earlier post I highlighted Hugo Chavez's claims that it's the U.S. Government. I'm not so convinced that this is the case.
I'll ask you to please CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
Bill Nye The Science Guy is now a science consultant for CNN. (Yeah, really.) CNN loves the U.S. Government (at least the current administration). Bill Nye is one of the good guys (come on, he wears a bow tie!)
But who was the antithesis of Nye? The Hyde to his Jekyll?
That's right...Beakman. But why would Beakman try to bring about the end of the world?
Well, despite being funnier, more energetic, having better characters, and being on CBS's Saturday Morning lineup, Nye still had better ratings and stood the test of time (in children's programming, 4 years really is the test of time).
Beakman got jealous. So he started messing with science at the very core.
I believe he started global warming to get back at those two heckling penguins that watched his show, too.
And now he's created some sort earthquake generator to shorten the days of earth. Well, maybe he just had his henchman Lester the rat jump up and down.
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Omg funnyest thing I've ever seen
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