How could I have been so blind? The passing of so many iconic individuals in the past few months didn’t stir my paranoia…are my senses dulling? I was shocked back into the horrific reality of it all while listening to some of my old CDs, and came across this song:
“The Day Farrah Fawcett Died” by The Vandals.
Here’s an excerpt…
“they say the road was icy
but that just don't add up
a bushy-haired intruder
another government cover up!
a drug-related overdose
a hunting accident
death at the hands of another,
i'll bet!
…they say they come in threes…”
That song was recorded in 1990, almost 20 years before her death! The significance?
“…they say they come in threes…”
Farrah Fawcett died in June 2009, taken by cancer. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays (the Oxy-Clean guy) died around the same time of some sorts of “drug-related overdose.”
Farrah and Michael were essentially out of the biz when their lights faded out, so it’s unlikely that foul play is involved (what would the perpetrator gain?).
Billy Mays still had lots going for him, with plenty of products in the queue for him to pitch to the public…now HE had something to lose…
I think that the Sham-Wow sleazebag Vince Shlomi (his NAME even seems creepy) offed Billy Mays, but knew better than to stop there. He finished off two other completely unrelated celebrities in order to cover his tracks.
Shlomi has had trouble with the law. Several months back he got into a ‘Slap-Chop’ relationship with a prostitute when he broke her ‘no kissing’ rule, she bit his tongue without relent, and her pummeled her until she let go.
The disgraced man needed something to bring him back into the game. His image was tarnished, while Billy Mays still presented the clean-cut façade that
Vince obviously couldn’t pull something this elaborate off and get away with it; he had help. But who would help him, and what would they stand to gain?
I think the Japanese Government (or the Yakuza) helped Shlomi get away with it so that inventors would be scared to invent new products in the
They’re probably not going to stop there, either. I think they’re going to send some Anime fighters to kill that cartoon caveman that makes the wheel on T.V.
Any other ideas?
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Shlomi was hired by the Mexican Cartel to kill Billy Mays because the Church & Dwight Co. (the creators of Oxy-Clean) have been secretly trafficking drugs through their sales. Billy Mays’ caught wind of their illegal activities and threatened to go to the FBI. So acting quickly, the Church & Dwight Co. made a deal with the Mexican Cartel (the experts at drug trafficking), who then outsourced a death contract to Shlomi, promising him the advertisement crown once again and to clear his debt to the Cartel. Shlomi killed Mays’ making it look like he was a drug addict & died of an overdose. To help overshadow Mays’ death, the Cartel also made a deal with Dr. Conrad Murray.
ReplyDeleteAliens. They all were/are aliens. No one can refute that Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Shlomi are not of this solar system. Billy Mays however, was a little harder for the average person to detect. All of them came here in the same ship fifty some odd years ago, but now their intergalactic "green cards" have expired. The Men in Black have simply (while no one gave a @#^&) rounded them up and sent them home. Shlomi did not want to leave, so what does he do?.....wait for it.......wait for it.......He purposefully gets into an altercation with a prostitute. His logic is simple: now that people know he is around they will be watching, and the MiB can't simply send him home without us humans being suspicious. This, of course, will only last a few months or a year, because as soon as no one cares about Shlomi again, he will be exported back to Xenu land. Don't be surprised if he goes on a killing spree just to stay in the publics mind. Or as the say: "Go big, or go home."
ReplyDeleteMAN! Can't compete with that...
ReplyDeleteConsidering a second autopsy ruled out drug OD, but did show past usage and antianxiety meds and alcohol, which could have contributed to the heart failure which killed him, there goes the OD theory. However, I find it interesting how his partner in infomercial land is working alone, raking it in, and no one to split the profits with. He would have had money and motive....greed. Another aspect to consider is this - we know if you turn down the Illuminati they come for you. Did his partner on TV accept but Mays declined? That would cause a problem which would need eliminating. And the only way to silence a big TV personality is...death. The plane landing wasn't enough to do the job. Antianxiety meds in a mass quantity will stop the heart. Was he injected with some? And combined with alcohol NORMALLY will not kill you. I take them, drink occasionally, still here. It reaks of foul play. Btw, how much did his family (wife) have to gain by his death?
ReplyDeleteyou're fucking stupid.
ReplyDelete1. MJ was killed because in his final tour speach he alluded to the EXISTENCE OF A SHADOW GOVERNMENT AKA NWO
2. Kennedy was killed cause in a speach he too ALLUDED TO A SHADOW GOVERNMENT AKA NWO
Idk why Mays was killed
But ur whole theory is fuuckin DUMB
Billy Mays was murdered by the Jewish mafia zionists who run Hollywood, media, politics, the world.
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