As I was pondering the ramifications of so soon an end, I glanced over at my Dilbert Desk Calendar, which ceases in the year 2010. Could it be? Has cartoonist Scott Adams more accurately predicted our end? Don't scoff, he got a lot of things right, like the evil liberal intent of investor Warren Buffet as covered by CNN. In his own words, the cartoonist writes,
"One clear sign of the End Time is when the media starts publishing my opinions on the economy."
So maybe there's more to this 2010 prediction than meets the eye.
Our friend at Revelation13.net (yeah, the crazy lady who thinks Terminator's plot is enough to prove Scott Peterson 'not guilty') has some helpful insight into the year ending in 2010. Hold on tight.
First, why do you believe the world will end in 2010?
"November 8 2003, during a lunar eclipse, there was a hexagon astrology pattern (6 sides, as in 666) that I relate to the Antichrist [Vladimir] Putin. This I think began the 7 year End Times Events which ends in Nov. 2010."
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...more than I bargained for. This is what we call CTT gold.
Not only will the world end in 2010, but we know this because the biblical 7-year End Times started in 2003, which we know because six stars shone brighter than some others during some eclipse.
But what does Vladimir Putin have to do with this, and why is she so sure he's the Antichrist? It's all about the numbers.
"1998=666x3, and 1999 has 666 upside down, and 666 is the number of the Antichrist (also called The Beast) in Revelation 13, I believe these numbers are connected with his appearance in year 2000 (as Russia's President Putin), and there will be a powerful satanic influence in the world (related to Putin) in 2009-2010, that relates to the rise of the Antichrist Putin."
Ok. 1998 and 1999 were signs of Putin's rise to power in the year 2000. Therefore he's going to bring the world down. I can live with that. But for the naysayers out there, how about a little more proof?
Behold! Oh, does this need a little explanation? Sadly, little help is found on the site. But from what I gathered, Russia is shaped like an animal, minus the snout. And this lady puts a lot of stock in a country's shape and its destiny (don't worry, I'm saving it for a glorious CTT in the future). The yellow triangle (Belarus) is the potential snout, which would complete The Beast."It is possible that Belarus may unify with Russia, so it is shown in the drawing."
So look out, folks. If Belarus and Russia join forces, it's SO on. Until then, we're safe. What's that? Russia and Belarus are already engaged in multiple treaties and agreements? Uh oh...
And what of Putin?
"The little horn" is a name for the Antichrist from the Book of Daniel...so St. Petersburg Russia is where this little horn of the red beast has grown...(note Putin's small size).
Oh snap, she went there! But wait, Putin's not small, he's ripped! Look at this recent photo!
This could debunk the whole theory, upon which so much rested!
It's ok, hold it together Revelation13.net, we still have our basic theory. Stay the course. The world's going to end in November 2010, NOT December 2012. Just stick with that, and we're good.
"But I think an event frequently discussed in Biblical Prophecy called "The Rapture" will not occur...supposedly "The Rapture" would occur during or just before the rule of the Antichrist, and would be an instantaneous disappearance of millions of Christians around the world...I think we are in the seven year End Times beginning in Nov. 2003, but the Rapture will not occur...Or it could be that The Rapture is caused by a [Hadron Collider]-created Black Hole eating earth and all the people on it, possibly in December 2012."
What?!?! Make up your mind!
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For those of you counting, that's the second shirtless photo of a European leader. And it doesn't mean ANYTHING!
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