Terminator Revelation

This weekend sees the arrival of Terminator Salvation on the big screen. The unwashed masses long for this event in order to live vicariously through John Connor, who has finally moved out from underneath a robot's shadow and for the first time in four movies will do something other than run like a girl. The enlightened few, however, have longed for the debut to get the answer to a mystery.

And Terminator delivers! Finally, thanks to this movie, we'll know...

...who killed Laci Peterson!

Unexpected? Hang on tight.

"Concerning the Laci Peterson case, I think that Scott is innocent, and that Laci was abducted and murdered by a Satanic cult."

But how do you know that?

"[I]n the "Terminator" movies,"

::SCREECHING HALT:: WHOA. HOLD UP.

That's right. This person's confident that "Terminator" holds the clues to this cold case. I'm sorry, crazy one, do go on.

"[I]n the "Terminator" movies, note that John Connor is the name of the saviour of the world hero born to a woman, who the Terminator robot from the future is after; note that Laci's unborn son was to be named Conner, another coincidence that could be significant."

::digesting...::

"And note that the movie "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" was in theatres in July 2003, and Terminator 3 focuses on John Connor; and in July 2003 the Laci Peterson case was in the news."

Compelling. Oh, there's more?

"And it is interesting that The Terminator Arnold is now governor of California."

...

"And in this Scott Peterson case, a major legal issue appears to be whether the death of Laci's unborn son should be considered a second homicide. This introduces the politically important issue of whether death of a fetus can be considered murder."

Am I missing something?

"Also, Laci's last name, Peterson: it was Peter who was Christ's disciple who built the Church. And Laci's maiden name, Rocha: note it is similar to the word "Rock"."

I think we've wandered from the case. But by now, you're clearly convinced that the Terminator franchise has led us to crucial information on this case. Ok, well, no relevant facts or leads were uncovered using the Terminator. The link to the satanic cult was actually uncovered using the Bible Code.

For those unfamiliar with the Bible Code, you can set this software to search the letters of biblical text in any assorted range, direction, order, and interval to find random meaningless word clusters. It's like a "Find a Word" puzzle for the paranoid. Here's what Revelation13.net found:

"The King James Bible code matrix below was made by using an ELS (skip) range of -10000 to 10000, and searching the Old Testament. These words were found in a matrix cluster at ELS = -2178, in Ezekiel 39-42. Notice that these words are in this matrix: PETERSON (vertically backwards), SCOTT, LACI, SATAN, DEMON. That makes sense if there is a Satanic connection to this case. Also in the matrix are other words that are relevant: DRINK BLOOD (a possible Satanic activity), CAPTIVITY, TO SLAY, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, THE VISION, PALM TREE, THE VALLEY, THE MOUNTAINS (California has Palm trees, valleys, and mountains), THE EARTH SHALL SHAKE (California has frequent earthquakes)."

Why didn't I think of that?! Since the Bible was already searched, I'm going to search Christian Bale's explicit rant on the set of Terminator Salvation, in which he spouts curses at a crew member for fixing the lighting during filming. I was able to snag letters from the transcript and create a string of words: DONUT, FRESH CHERRIES, FRESH SQUEEZED TROPICANA PULP-FREE ORANGE JUICE WITH CALCIUM

How did Christian Bale predict my breakfast for today?!

Laci Peterson's investigation occurred as Terminator 3 was debuting. And what about another Peterson woman murder where the husband is the suspect? On the eve of Terminator 4's release, police just found what they believe to be the remains of Stacy Peterson, believed to be murdered by her husband Drew.

Could it get any weirder? Anyone? People Magazine?

"One of the characters "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" was nearly named Scott Peterson -- just like the Modesto, Calif., man charged with killing his wife Laci and their unborn son, reports the Associated Press.

Instead, that name was changed to Scott Mason -- although in an interview appearing in Britain, actor Mark Famiglietti, who plays Mason in T3, said filming was finished four months before Laci Peterson was reported missing."

Man, this week's post started as comedy, but ended with an eerie shudder.


SOURCES:

Revelation13
People
Christian Bale Rant Transcript
Peterson Body Found