Jeff Goldblume, under the command of the Dancing Baby, watches you go BM.
Mike, I'm sorry.
I have nothing to add to this:
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Terminator Revelation
This weekend sees the arrival of Terminator Salvation on the big screen. The unwashed masses long for this event in order to live vicariously through John Connor, who has finally moved out from underneath a robot's shadow and for the first time in four movies will do something other than run like a girl. The enlightened few, however, have longed for the debut to get the answer to a mystery.
And Terminator delivers! Finally, thanks to this movie, we'll know...
...who killed Laci Peterson!
Unexpected? Hang on tight.
"Concerning the Laci Peterson case, I think that Scott is innocent, and that Laci was abducted and murdered by a Satanic cult."
But how do you know that?
"[I]n the "Terminator" movies,"
::SCREECHING HALT:: WHOA. HOLD UP.
That's right. This person's confident that "Terminator" holds the clues to this cold case. I'm sorry, crazy one, do go on.
"[I]n the "Terminator" movies, note that John Connor is the name of the saviour of the world hero born to a woman, who the Terminator robot from the future is after; note that Laci's unborn son was to be named Conner, another coincidence that could be significant."
::digesting...::
"And note that the movie "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" was in theatres in July 2003, and Terminator 3 focuses on John Connor; and in July 2003 the Laci Peterson case was in the news."
Compelling. Oh, there's more?
"And it is interesting that The Terminator Arnold is now governor of California."
...
"And in this Scott Peterson case, a major legal issue appears to be whether the death of Laci's unborn son should be considered a second homicide. This introduces the politically important issue of whether death of a fetus can be considered murder."
Am I missing something?
"Also, Laci's last name, Peterson: it was Peter who was Christ's disciple who built the Church. And Laci's maiden name, Rocha: note it is similar to the word "Rock"."
I think we've wandered from the case. But by now, you're clearly convinced that the Terminator franchise has led us to crucial information on this case. Ok, well, no relevant facts or leads were uncovered using the Terminator. The link to the satanic cult was actually uncovered using the Bible Code.
For those unfamiliar with the Bible Code, you can set this software to search the letters of biblical text in any assorted range, direction, order, and interval to find random meaningless word clusters. It's like a "Find a Word" puzzle for the paranoid. Here's what Revelation13.net found:
"The King James Bible code matrix below was made by using an ELS (skip) range of -10000 to 10000, and searching the Old Testament. These words were found in a matrix cluster at ELS = -2178, in Ezekiel 39-42. Notice that these words are in this matrix: PETERSON (vertically backwards), SCOTT, LACI, SATAN, DEMON. That makes sense if there is a Satanic connection to this case. Also in the matrix are other words that are relevant: DRINK BLOOD (a possible Satanic activity), CAPTIVITY, TO SLAY, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, THE VISION, PALM TREE, THE VALLEY, THE MOUNTAINS (California has Palm trees, valleys, and mountains), THE EARTH SHALL SHAKE (California has frequent earthquakes)."
Why didn't I think of that?! Since the Bible was already searched, I'm going to search Christian Bale's explicit rant on the set of Terminator Salvation, in which he spouts curses at a crew member for fixing the lighting during filming. I was able to snag letters from the transcript and create a string of words: DONUT, FRESH CHERRIES, FRESH SQUEEZED TROPICANA PULP-FREE ORANGE JUICE WITH CALCIUM
How did Christian Bale predict my breakfast for today?!
Laci Peterson's investigation occurred as Terminator 3 was debuting. And what about another Peterson woman murder where the husband is the suspect? On the eve of Terminator 4's release, police just found what they believe to be the remains of Stacy Peterson, believed to be murdered by her husband Drew.
Could it get any weirder? Anyone? People Magazine?
"One of the characters "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" was nearly named Scott Peterson -- just like the Modesto, Calif., man charged with killing his wife Laci and their unborn son, reports the Associated Press.
Instead, that name was changed to Scott Mason -- although in an interview appearing in Britain, actor Mark Famiglietti, who plays Mason in T3, said filming was finished four months before Laci Peterson was reported missing."
Man, this week's post started as comedy, but ended with an eerie shudder.
SOURCES:
Revelation13
People
Christian Bale Rant Transcript
Peterson Body Found
And Terminator delivers! Finally, thanks to this movie, we'll know...
...who killed Laci Peterson!
Unexpected? Hang on tight.
"Concerning the Laci Peterson case, I think that Scott is innocent, and that Laci was abducted and murdered by a Satanic cult."
But how do you know that?
"[I]n the "Terminator" movies,"
::SCREECHING HALT:: WHOA. HOLD UP.
That's right. This person's confident that "Terminator" holds the clues to this cold case. I'm sorry, crazy one, do go on.
"[I]n the "Terminator" movies, note that John Connor is the name of the saviour of the world hero born to a woman, who the Terminator robot from the future is after; note that Laci's unborn son was to be named Conner, another coincidence that could be significant."
::digesting...::
"And note that the movie "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" was in theatres in July 2003, and Terminator 3 focuses on John Connor; and in July 2003 the Laci Peterson case was in the news."
Compelling. Oh, there's more?
"And it is interesting that The Terminator Arnold is now governor of California."
...
"And in this Scott Peterson case, a major legal issue appears to be whether the death of Laci's unborn son should be considered a second homicide. This introduces the politically important issue of whether death of a fetus can be considered murder."
Am I missing something?
"Also, Laci's last name, Peterson: it was Peter who was Christ's disciple who built the Church. And Laci's maiden name, Rocha: note it is similar to the word "Rock"."
I think we've wandered from the case. But by now, you're clearly convinced that the Terminator franchise has led us to crucial information on this case. Ok, well, no relevant facts or leads were uncovered using the Terminator. The link to the satanic cult was actually uncovered using the Bible Code.
For those unfamiliar with the Bible Code, you can set this software to search the letters of biblical text in any assorted range, direction, order, and interval to find random meaningless word clusters. It's like a "Find a Word" puzzle for the paranoid. Here's what Revelation13.net found:
"The King James Bible code matrix below was made by using an ELS (skip) range of -10000 to 10000, and searching the Old Testament. These words were found in a matrix cluster at ELS = -2178, in Ezekiel 39-42. Notice that these words are in this matrix: PETERSON (vertically backwards), SCOTT, LACI, SATAN, DEMON. That makes sense if there is a Satanic connection to this case. Also in the matrix are other words that are relevant: DRINK BLOOD (a possible Satanic activity), CAPTIVITY, TO SLAY, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, THE VISION, PALM TREE, THE VALLEY, THE MOUNTAINS (California has Palm trees, valleys, and mountains), THE EARTH SHALL SHAKE (California has frequent earthquakes)."
Why didn't I think of that?! Since the Bible was already searched, I'm going to search Christian Bale's explicit rant on the set of Terminator Salvation, in which he spouts curses at a crew member for fixing the lighting during filming. I was able to snag letters from the transcript and create a string of words: DONUT, FRESH CHERRIES, FRESH SQUEEZED TROPICANA PULP-FREE ORANGE JUICE WITH CALCIUM
How did Christian Bale predict my breakfast for today?!
Laci Peterson's investigation occurred as Terminator 3 was debuting. And what about another Peterson woman murder where the husband is the suspect? On the eve of Terminator 4's release, police just found what they believe to be the remains of Stacy Peterson, believed to be murdered by her husband Drew.
Could it get any weirder? Anyone? People Magazine?
"One of the characters "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" was nearly named Scott Peterson -- just like the Modesto, Calif., man charged with killing his wife Laci and their unborn son, reports the Associated Press.
Instead, that name was changed to Scott Mason -- although in an interview appearing in Britain, actor Mark Famiglietti, who plays Mason in T3, said filming was finished four months before Laci Peterson was reported missing."
Man, this week's post started as comedy, but ended with an eerie shudder.
SOURCES:
Revelation13
People
Christian Bale Rant Transcript
Peterson Body Found
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Ample Waves of Grain - Cover up
Unless you’re of the Colbert faithful, or you are too lazy to change the radio dial when NPR starts shaking their cup for donations, you’re likely unfamiliar with the company Monsanto. They’re a diabolical corporate cabal capable of genetically altering plant life. I think they can make corn chips out of stonewashed denim or whatever.
The organic foods underground is committed to ridding the world of Monsanto and its competitors because they’re jealous hippie agriculture can’t feed an African village with a single soybean or something.
Hence the release of eye-opening book Seeds of Deception. Surely you’ve heard of it. Oh…uhhh…you haven’t heard of it? Surprising.
Well, here’s what Ben Cohen (of Ben and Jerry's) says of the film, "Outrageous! That's what you'll say over and over again when you read how the biotechnology companies have manipulated the government, our food, and the media, and put an entire generation at risk."
Yeah, that’s right; Ben and Jerry’s co-founder is apparently a spokesman for health food.
Anyway, here are some other words used to describe the gravity of the film: “This powerful exposé could spark the revolution that this topic deserves…, you will never see your country the same way again… somewhere between a documentary and a thriller… this book could save your life…... If you care about the future of life on this dear planet... this is the book to get.”
I, however, have a sneaking suspicion that Monsanto is behind this anti-Monsanto movement, to their own gain. Why?
Firstly, if this movement were a legitimate threat, Monsanto would unleash Cobzilla all over them. (pronounced Cob-zheerah in Japan)
The organic foods underground is committed to ridding the world of Monsanto and its competitors because they’re jealous hippie agriculture can’t feed an African village with a single soybean or something.
Hence the release of eye-opening book Seeds of Deception. Surely you’ve heard of it. Oh…uhhh…you haven’t heard of it? Surprising.
Well, here’s what Ben Cohen (of Ben and Jerry's) says of the film, "Outrageous! That's what you'll say over and over again when you read how the biotechnology companies have manipulated the government, our food, and the media, and put an entire generation at risk."
Yeah, that’s right; Ben and Jerry’s co-founder is apparently a spokesman for health food.
Anyway, here are some other words used to describe the gravity of the film: “This powerful exposé could spark the revolution that this topic deserves…, you will never see your country the same way again… somewhere between a documentary and a thriller… this book could save your life…... If you care about the future of life on this dear planet... this is the book to get.”
I, however, have a sneaking suspicion that Monsanto is behind this anti-Monsanto movement, to their own gain. Why?
Firstly, if this movement were a legitimate threat, Monsanto would unleash Cobzilla all over them. (pronounced Cob-zheerah in Japan)
*Not actual size.
Also, if the corporation’s image is untarnished, it stays out of the media. They’re taking a play from twenty-something female celebrities playbook, which is something like, “It’s better to be trashy and badmouthed than have integrity and go unnoticed.” Monsanto is willing to be the bad boy to stay relevant to Americans. As their nefarious plot unfolds, expect to see Monsanto execs allow panty-less crotch pictures, ‘accidentally’ badmouth minorities on camera, and kiss girls and like it.
But mainly, the company sees exposing its vile killing power as a means to achieving more market share. How can this be? Wouldn’t exposing an evil megacorp’s deepest, darkest secrets (which include virtually poisoning humanity worldwide) bring it to its knees?
Super Size Me garnered similar reviews: “disgusting, shocking, and overall scary...” And McDonalds barely blinked. The munchy megacorp has continued to grow at alarming rates. In fact, Super Size Me inspired so many copy cats who went on 30-day Micky D’s binges, that one could argue that the exposé was the best thing to happen to them since all white meat nuggets.
So, this is a conspiracy wrapped in a cover up, without a real cover up at all, except the covering up of the fact that the real conspiracy is the creation of a fake conspiracy. My brain hurts…
Ball pit!
*Editor’s note: I ate an Extra Value Meal while watching Super Size Me.
SOURCES:
http://www.seedsofdeception.com/Public/Home/index.cfm
Thursday, May 7, 2009
It started off so innocently…
“Can someone please tell me how to fry twinkies. I tried it last night and they absorbed all the oil. Thanks!”
“Can someone please tell me how to fry twinkies. I tried it last night and they absorbed all the oil. Thanks!”And then a barrage of replies follows up, answering the questions of how to properly deep fry a Twinkie.
You didn’t catch it did you? There’s a secret phenomenon that we’re being distracted from.
That’s because they don’t want you to know the true power of the Twinkie.
Take another look at the query “they absorbed all the oil.” Seemingly innocuous, this tasty sponge can bestow great powers (and dire curses) upon humanity. Many believe the Twinkie is not of this world, has come from the stars, and like Kryptonite it has curious sway over the minds and bodies of this world.
Several of these traits are known to a small group of enlightened mortals:
The Twinkie can force you to do vile things to push its galactic conservative agenda, as evidenced by the ‘Twinkie Defense’ of Dan White in his trial for the murder of Harvey Milk. White claimed this junk food forced him to kill Milk, but then White’s lawyers mounted a formidable case using the Twinkie as a defense. CONCLUSION: The Twinkie is evil, but fiercely loyal.
The participants in the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. project spent years subjecting the Twinkie to rigorous scientific testing, and concluded “Twinkies are not sentient in any way we can understand.” CONCLUSION: While most believe this means the Twinkie is not sentient, it actually means this prolific pastry is superior to our minds, above our own comprehension.
Another T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. experiment observed the Twinkie’s reaction to gravitational forces. One of these diabolical delicacies was dropped from a high-rise window, while the ‘control’ cake was simply placed upon the sidewalk. Side-by-side comparison showed that the dropped Twinkie suffered only ‘a small fissure’. CONCLUSION: if you know anything about Twinkies, you know that wound WILL heal.
Finally, a third test yielded curious results: “since the Twinkie is a ‘moist sponge cake’, it is too wet to burn” but “Twinkies actually burn quite nicely once they are dried out.” How is this significant?
“…they absorbed all the oil.”
For those whose minds haven’t collapsed at the sudden revelation, count yourself lucky. The coupling of such eldritch knowledge is akin to that of awareness of Cthulhu. Scoop your brother’s brains off the keyboard, though, and let’s see this to the end.
The Twinkie is capable of defending itself against its only weakness: the flame. I read somewhere that in some remote Oriental cultures, the Twinkie (instead of water) sits opposite fire in the order of the four elements. In fact, many ancient cultures pay homage to this visitor from the heavens.
Now that you know its power (and price)…stand in cautious awe of this galactic goodie, like our enlightened ancestors who erected Twinkhenge in reverence.
SOURCES:
The Query
Twinkie Defense
Twinkie Facts
T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Death of the Y Chromosome
Parents, here’s a question you wouldn’t have heard from your kids 50 years ago: “Mommy/Daddy, today at recess I decided I’m not a boy but really a girl. Can I change my name to Sally?”
Moral decline is generally blamed for such cultural changes, but while that may be the impetus for gender confusion, what is the vehicle? Brace yourself, truth-seeker, for you are about to learn how PLASTICS MAKE IT POSSIBLE.
The hippies at Natural News have shed light on this vile connection: “Bisphenol-A (BPA) is mainly found in polycarbonate plastic, which is labeled with the number 7; in plastic food wrap, and in the resins that coat the inside of metal cans for food. It is so prevalent in today's products that it is even in refrigerator shelving, water bottles, plastic food storage containers, water pipes and flooring.BPA…mimics the hormone estrogen. The damaging effects of the chemical include impairment and unnatural changes to sex organs and their functions and signs of early puberty have been observed.”
Not clear enough?
“Phthalates absorbed by pregnant women is also thought to be leading to the 'feminization' of the developing male fetus. BPA is beginning to be linked to 'gender confusion'.”
So maybe that effeminate theater kid in your class really WAS born that way.
But who’s to blame? All signs lead to the U.S. Government.
“The Health Canada provisional human safe exposure limit is set at 25 parts per billion per day (ppb/day). Their American neighbors have set the human safe exposure limit to 50 ppb.”
Did you catch that?! American Government health officials have pumped up the allowable levels of these feminizing plastic toxins to blur the line between man and woman.
While probing for additional expository information, I came across this cover up (because every evil Government initiative has an equally nasty cover up.):
“Federal law requires water providers to distribute annual "consumer confidence reports" that reveal levels of regulated contaminants. Providers are not, however, required to tell people if they find a contaminant that is not on a U.S. Environmental Protection Agency list. No pharmaceuticals appear on the EPA list.”
Since BPA isn’t revealed in these reports, can we assume that the Government considers it a pharmaceutical? If so, they’re DOSING us with WMDs! (Weapons of Manhood Depletion).
When the Government is pressed, “[t]here are plenty of reasons offered for the secrecy: concerns about national security, fears of panic, a feeling that the public will not understand — even confidentiality agreements.”
National Security?! Confidentiality?! So we can assume the CIA is involved, since they're out of the torture business and are looking for something evil to fill the time.
How could this get any worse?
“[BPA] could be making us fatter.”
Right, our new crop of women will need that fat to cover up those unsightly Adam’s apples.
SOURCES:
Natural News
Pacific Spirit
First Amendment Center
Moral decline is generally blamed for such cultural changes, but while that may be the impetus for gender confusion, what is the vehicle? Brace yourself, truth-seeker, for you are about to learn how PLASTICS MAKE IT POSSIBLE.
The hippies at Natural News have shed light on this vile connection: “Bisphenol-A (BPA) is mainly found in polycarbonate plastic, which is labeled with the number 7; in plastic food wrap, and in the resins that coat the inside of metal cans for food. It is so prevalent in today's products that it is even in refrigerator shelving, water bottles, plastic food storage containers, water pipes and flooring.BPA…mimics the hormone estrogen. The damaging effects of the chemical include impairment and unnatural changes to sex organs and their functions and signs of early puberty have been observed.”
Not clear enough?
“Phthalates absorbed by pregnant women is also thought to be leading to the 'feminization' of the developing male fetus. BPA is beginning to be linked to 'gender confusion'.”
So maybe that effeminate theater kid in your class really WAS born that way.
But who’s to blame? All signs lead to the U.S. Government.
“The Health Canada provisional human safe exposure limit is set at 25 parts per billion per day (ppb/day). Their American neighbors have set the human safe exposure limit to 50 ppb.”
Did you catch that?! American Government health officials have pumped up the allowable levels of these feminizing plastic toxins to blur the line between man and woman.
While probing for additional expository information, I came across this cover up (because every evil Government initiative has an equally nasty cover up.):
“Federal law requires water providers to distribute annual "consumer confidence reports" that reveal levels of regulated contaminants. Providers are not, however, required to tell people if they find a contaminant that is not on a U.S. Environmental Protection Agency list. No pharmaceuticals appear on the EPA list.”
Since BPA isn’t revealed in these reports, can we assume that the Government considers it a pharmaceutical? If so, they’re DOSING us with WMDs! (Weapons of Manhood Depletion).
When the Government is pressed, “[t]here are plenty of reasons offered for the secrecy: concerns about national security, fears of panic, a feeling that the public will not understand — even confidentiality agreements.”
National Security?! Confidentiality?! So we can assume the CIA is involved, since they're out of the torture business and are looking for something evil to fill the time.
How could this get any worse?
“[BPA] could be making us fatter.”
Right, our new crop of women will need that fat to cover up those unsightly Adam’s apples.
SOURCES:
Natural News
Pacific Spirit
First Amendment Center
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Video Killed the Video Star
A secret war started three decades ago, and it appears as though the white flags of surrender finally wave. This brutal, conniving battle, spread worldwide, and has affected the inhabitants of the free world. It’s not the war on drugs, terror, or crime. It’s the eternal battle for the complacency of the world citizenry. This particular battle has been exceptionally nasty. I reported a while back that aliens gave Earth video games to keep us complacent. And video games companies have civilly vied for the clogged hearts and feeble minds of the general populace, using the free market to compete for business.
But this entertainment battle is unique. Hollywood has secretly been destroying the VHS industry, but now they’re EXPOSED!
I began to suspect something was up when watching The Ring. The movie was interesting and at times spooky, except I had trouble with the premise. I thought to myself “Why would someone be haunted by a VHS tape?” I’m convinced the screenplay originally planned for the little nemesis girl to haunt dreams, but Sony executives made a vile covenant with Hollywood to get back at VHS for destroying Betamax (A Sony product) and ruling the video entertainment industry for years.
A movie executive after proposing to distribute The Ring on VHS.
But this entertainment battle is unique. Hollywood has secretly been destroying the VHS industry, but now they’re EXPOSED!
I began to suspect something was up when watching The Ring. The movie was interesting and at times spooky, except I had trouble with the premise. I thought to myself “Why would someone be haunted by a VHS tape?” I’m convinced the screenplay originally planned for the little nemesis girl to haunt dreams, but Sony executives made a vile covenant with Hollywood to get back at VHS for destroying Betamax (A Sony product) and ruling the video entertainment industry for years.
A movie executive after proposing to distribute The Ring on VHS.VHS is surely dead now, and many distribution companies aren’t even producing their movies on VHS tape anymore. But if Sony’s grudge against VHS was so dire over the VHS/Beta battle, why did it take so long to strike a definitive blow? LaserDisc tried, but didn’t supplant VHS. DVD did well, but it wasn’t until the enlistment of an evil force’s coveted weapons technology did the Hollywood/Sony forces find the magic bullet…
The conspiring forces spent years in research and development under a nefarious cooperative agreement. They found it several years ago, and have unleashed it on consumers…the dreaded Blu-Ray! Sony boasts burgeoning Blu-Ray sales due to superior quality of the video and sound; but come one, if consumers used that as a basis for sales, the Betamax tape would have won supreme. Therefore, we can conclude that something else is happening behind the scenes.
Where did this vile blue ray come from, and why is it so powerful? As I’ve already said, Sony’s evil agreement with Hollywood is the key. Television executives from the 1980s agreed to sign over the blue ray rights to Sony. The ray technology hadn’t been used since owner Cobra Organization signed them over to G.I. Joe as part of the cease fire terms when the show ended.
The conspiring forces spent years in research and development under a nefarious cooperative agreement. They found it several years ago, and have unleashed it on consumers…the dreaded Blu-Ray! Sony boasts burgeoning Blu-Ray sales due to superior quality of the video and sound; but come one, if consumers used that as a basis for sales, the Betamax tape would have won supreme. Therefore, we can conclude that something else is happening behind the scenes.
Where did this vile blue ray come from, and why is it so powerful? As I’ve already said, Sony’s evil agreement with Hollywood is the key. Television executives from the 1980s agreed to sign over the blue ray rights to Sony. The ray technology hadn’t been used since owner Cobra Organization signed them over to G.I. Joe as part of the cease fire terms when the show ended.
Blue Ray technology used against Naval forces.
So that’s how Blu-Ray was discovered, and subsequently how VHS was destroyed.
It makes you wonder, though…G.I. Joe execs must have gotten something pretty remarkable for forking over such a powerful technology. I mean, they must have been allowed to do something that no one would have ever let them do normally. Something vile, something unexpected, something unwanted…
Oh I get it…
SOURCES
It makes you wonder, though…G.I. Joe execs must have gotten something pretty remarkable for forking over such a powerful technology. I mean, they must have been allowed to do something that no one would have ever let them do normally. Something vile, something unexpected, something unwanted…
Oh I get it…
SOURCES
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Al Gore - Nefarious Power Leach
‘Save the Earth Hour’ has come and gone, an hour in which all were urged to become Amish for an hour. This was all propagated by Al Gore’s climate change initiative, but something wasn’t right during the hour in question, as this investigator points out.
"I pulled up to Al's house…at 8:48 p.m. – right in the middle of Earth Hour…the dozen or so floodlights grandly highlighting several trees and illuminating the driveway entrance of Gore’s mansion. I [kid] you not my friends the savior of the environment couldn’t be bothered to turn off the gaudy lights that show off his goofy trees."
There must be a good reason for this. I dug through the archives of truth (the convenient kind). Here I found startling statistics:
“In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for a month.”
Ok, so the guy’s got a hungry power grid. Surely this is just normal for the famous and powerful. It’s not like he recently started consuming MORE power…is it?
“In the year since Al Gore took steps to make his home more energy-efficient…[his] home energy use surged more than 10%, according to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research.”
So…as Americans (and citizens worldwide) are urged to reduce power consumption, Mr. Gore’s home becomes MORE energy efficient (which SHOULD mean he uses less power) but he actually consumes more?
Something evil is afoot. I’m gonna tag a crazy person in to better explain.
“Al Gore is evil.”
DO go on.
“Not because of any of the things he does, but because of what he is. He's a British agent. Unfortunately, most Americans, and most people in the world, don't know what that means.”
If it doesn’t mean sexy women, fast cars, and cool gadgets, then you’re right, we Americans don’t know what that means.
“One aspect of it is that he's a genocidal racist, or, you could say, an environmentalist. Each is a continuation of the absolute hatred for human beings that the British Empire embodies, and which has informed every empire since Zeus' Olympus. The British Empire model rests on an anti-scientific policy of population control, and this is what the modern environmentalist movement aims for: global depopulation to 2 billion humans or fewer. To succeed, would require the destruction of civilization itself.”
Now we’re getting somewhere. But that doesn’t explain the energy consumption. Al must be powering something BIG in his basement. Further investigation revealed the following:
“Recent reports in the New York Times and the Washington Times show that in 1995 Vice President Al Gore signed a secret arms deal with Moscow…Navy documents show that each Krypton missile costs $910,000.”
So Al Gore is dealing in Kryptonite?! And what’s he doing buying missiles and rockets? Well, it appears one galaxy’s Lex Luthor is another’s Clark Kent…
“Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.
‘I tried to warn them, but the Elders of this planet would not listen,’ said Gore, who in 2000 was nearly banished to a featureless realm of nonexistence for promoting his unpopular message. ‘They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold. Fools! Why didn’t they heed me before it was too late?’
Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity’s hubristic folly.
‘There is nothing left now but to ensure that my infant son does not meet the same fate as the rest of my doomed race,” Gore said. “I will send him to a new planet, where he will, I hope, be raised by simple but kindly country folk and grow up to be a hero and protector to his adopted home.’ ”
So...Gore-Al is destroying civilization while civilization destroys the earth. Godspeed, Kal-Al. We can only hope that the red sun of another solar system will make you a legendary hero.
SOURCES
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=93315
http://www.m4gw.com:2005/m4gw/2008/06/al_gores_house_uses_more_energ.html
http://www.larouchepub.com/lym/2008/3534gore_brit_genes.html
http://rustypang.blogspot.com/2009/03/al-gores-inconvenient-truth.html
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/al_gore_places_son_in_rocket/
"I pulled up to Al's house…at 8:48 p.m. – right in the middle of Earth Hour…the dozen or so floodlights grandly highlighting several trees and illuminating the driveway entrance of Gore’s mansion. I [kid] you not my friends the savior of the environment couldn’t be bothered to turn off the gaudy lights that show off his goofy trees."
There must be a good reason for this. I dug through the archives of truth (the convenient kind). Here I found startling statistics:
“In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for a month.”
Ok, so the guy’s got a hungry power grid. Surely this is just normal for the famous and powerful. It’s not like he recently started consuming MORE power…is it?
“In the year since Al Gore took steps to make his home more energy-efficient…[his] home energy use surged more than 10%, according to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research.”
So…as Americans (and citizens worldwide) are urged to reduce power consumption, Mr. Gore’s home becomes MORE energy efficient (which SHOULD mean he uses less power) but he actually consumes more?
Something evil is afoot. I’m gonna tag a crazy person in to better explain.
“Al Gore is evil.”
DO go on.
“Not because of any of the things he does, but because of what he is. He's a British agent. Unfortunately, most Americans, and most people in the world, don't know what that means.”
If it doesn’t mean sexy women, fast cars, and cool gadgets, then you’re right, we Americans don’t know what that means.
“One aspect of it is that he's a genocidal racist, or, you could say, an environmentalist. Each is a continuation of the absolute hatred for human beings that the British Empire embodies, and which has informed every empire since Zeus' Olympus. The British Empire model rests on an anti-scientific policy of population control, and this is what the modern environmentalist movement aims for: global depopulation to 2 billion humans or fewer. To succeed, would require the destruction of civilization itself.”
Now we’re getting somewhere. But that doesn’t explain the energy consumption. Al must be powering something BIG in his basement. Further investigation revealed the following:
“Recent reports in the New York Times and the Washington Times show that in 1995 Vice President Al Gore signed a secret arms deal with Moscow…Navy documents show that each Krypton missile costs $910,000.”
So Al Gore is dealing in Kryptonite?! And what’s he doing buying missiles and rockets? Well, it appears one galaxy’s Lex Luthor is another’s Clark Kent…
“Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.
‘I tried to warn them, but the Elders of this planet would not listen,’ said Gore, who in 2000 was nearly banished to a featureless realm of nonexistence for promoting his unpopular message. ‘They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold. Fools! Why didn’t they heed me before it was too late?’
Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity’s hubristic folly.
‘There is nothing left now but to ensure that my infant son does not meet the same fate as the rest of my doomed race,” Gore said. “I will send him to a new planet, where he will, I hope, be raised by simple but kindly country folk and grow up to be a hero and protector to his adopted home.’ ”
So...Gore-Al is destroying civilization while civilization destroys the earth. Godspeed, Kal-Al. We can only hope that the red sun of another solar system will make you a legendary hero.
SOURCES
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=93315
http://www.m4gw.com:2005/m4gw/2008/06/al_gores_house_uses_more_energ.html
http://www.larouchepub.com/lym/2008/3534gore_brit_genes.html
http://rustypang.blogspot.com/2009/03/al-gores-inconvenient-truth.html
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/al_gore_places_son_in_rocket/
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