Cue Ball is Back!

Not only is NASA accused of blowing up the moon for the sake of werewolf haters, it seems our apprentice theorist (who we’ll call Agent Cue Ball from now on) has uncovered yet another link between NASA and dirty deeds…

“BREAKING NEWS!! For those who have read my recent article exposing the Illuminati and their plan to take over using wind turbines another level of their plan has been discovered. The wind turbines were just the tip of the perpetual ice berg after further investigation I have found that their reach extends far past the eco-friendly populists (we’ll get to that in a minute). They have even infiltrated the agency called NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Mission) which after much investigation I have found out is really a shell company for the Illuminati. The agency’s true name is Need Another Secret Account!

That’s right the organization that “claims” to be researching air and space is actually a giant money laundering scheme. Little by little and much to their frustration the Illuminati begins to be more and more exposed to the public eye. With this they have found a need to secretly hide more of their money. What better way to do it than launder it through the federal government.

They have set up an agency in which they can transfer large amounts of money unbeknownst to the average person, have it cleaned, stored in a secret account and then make withdrawals at will to fund their diabolical plans of world control. After sending their money here it comes out cleaner than it would have it Billy Mays had used Oxy Clean on it.

Now on to the expansion of their wind project. I recently exposed their wind turbine plan but it goes far deeper than that.

As was exposed last week they not only are at work with wind turbines but also laboratories, wind tunnels and control rooms. It is in these control rooms that they hold their secret meetings where they decide who will get the good wind, who gets the bad, and who will get no wind at all. By controlling the wind they are just one step closer to controlling all the elements and with that the entire world.

I was also able to uncover this, the following was taken from NASA’s own website:

‘NASA headquarters, in Washington, provides overall guidance and direction to the agency, under the leadership of the Administrator. Ten field centers and a variety of installations conduct the day-to-day work, in laboratories, on air fields, in wind tunnels and control rooms.’

Here is it plain as day and they don’t even try to hide it! It was once said that if you want to hide something leave it in plain sight, anyone who is looking for it will expect it to be hidden so they will bypass anything that is left out in the open. This is exactly what they are doing. Rather than try to hide and/or bury their sinister plot under layers of bureaucracy, red tape and secret classifications they instead post in on the internet for everyone to see.

To make matters worse they have their head quarters in Washington D.C., our nation’s capitol. They even go as far as to state they it is from here that they receive their overall guidance and direction under the leadership of the “Administrator”. Who is this individual and what “guidance” is being given out? The plot seems to deepen more and more as additional secrets come to light. (No pun intended)

SOURCES: http://www.nasa.gov/about/highlights/what_does_nasa_do.html”

Well done, young one.

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Zombie Shakespeare?

William Shakespeare is immortal. And we’re not talking ‘he lives on through his works.’ We don’t have proof that this guy ever died, only existence that he existed.


“Shakespeare's grave does not have a body. In 1796, the
grave was broken into, in the course of digging another grave in
proximity. (Personally, I can't believe the activity was unrelated to
the Ireland forgeries and the search for Shakespeare's foul papers.) In
any case, they, the gravediggers, found nothing, damp and the local Avon
having in all likelihood carried the bones away.” Of course, there are detractors. “I once (don't know where, don't know by whom) read a compelling argument that, Avon water tables and human decomposition rates considered, the minimal, dusty remains of W.S. were washed along the Bristol Channel and out into the Atlantic a couple of centuries ago. Perhaps American Scientists could check tidal currents and start sifting all the beaches on the US eastern seaboard for nano-traces of Bard instead?”

Wait a sec, was that last comment written in iambic pentameter? Makes sense. If that’s Willie then he’s a genious. By suggesting that scientists comb the beaches for his body, he’s kept us busy looking for him for another couple centuries. Another thing we can conclude by this comment is that if Shakespeare wrote it, we have some clue as to his undead form. Zombies can’t type.


"Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath." - William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream


Vampire!?!


Perhaps this theorist has a clue as to Willie’s undead form.


"William Shakespeare was [supposedly] called upon to add his artistic touch to the English translation of the Bible done at the behest of King James, which was finished in 1611. As proof for this idea, proponents point to Psalm 46, and allege that Shakespeare slipped his name into the text. Here is how the story goes. Since Shakespeare was born in the year 1564, then he would have been 46 years old during 1610 when the finishing touches were being put on the KJV. In the King James Version, if you count down 46 words from the top (not counting the title) you read the word "shake," then, if you omit the word "selah" and count 46 words from the bottom you find the word "spear." Voilà! Shakespeare must have tinkered with the text and subtly added his signature. How else could one account for all of these 46s to work out so well? To top it all off, William Shakespeare is an anagram of "Here was I, like a psalm."


Maybe he DOES live on in his works…


That would explain why this manifestation of Shakespeare looks oddly like another immortal figure who likes to …food for thought.





"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”
- William Shakespeare, Hamlet.


http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2005/1829.html
http://zombiepataphysics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shakespeares-face-revealed-in-badly.html
http://www.ealasaid.com/quotes/vampires.html
http://woodside.blogs.com/cosmologycuriosity/2007/07/off-topic-shake.html